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"I'd fuck that Dinosaur" ― Touch
Who is Touch[]
An unknown Cat Anomaly that resides in the realms of VRChat. It's capture is easy to maintain and monitor, as long as the capture is done by those who know of its weaknesses, which require little intelligence, his attraction to thicc mommies is fairly out in the open (Throwing a woman's shoe into the room should also suffice, if that doesn't work RUN.). Its strange body receives as much damage as a regular small animal, but eats, functions, and survives unlike any animal in the realm of VRChat. We advise that if you see this Cat Anomaly out in the open that you should run for your life.
Convictions[]
- 30 accounts of Fraud.
- 15 accounts of Counterfeit.
- 300 accounts of Battery.
- Dodged 97 court cases.
- 7 accounts of impersonation.
- 37 accounts of first degree murder.
- 83 accounts of second degree murder.
- 91 accounts of attempted manslaughter.
- 356 accounts of sexual harassment.
- Involved in organ trafficking.
- 43 accounts of cannibalism (Strangely these cases where dropped under unknown circumstances).
- 65 accounts of possessing S-class military weaponry.
- Banished from 14 different countries, 7 planets, 3 galaxies including The Funko Pop! Galaxy.
- 70 banned alternate twitter accounts.
Lore Biography/History[]
Before he had The Touch, his name was Yellow Man Slim. Slimey was his nickname. Slimey was a small talking yellow cat in a fairly large litter of 12 brothers and sisters, they lived in FartFunk, Illinois, a scummy city were u have even less shit than you would in Detroit. The Family of cats lived in an abandoned house on the nastiest part of town, the family had do deal with rat gangs trying to eat and sell the kids on the daily. The Giant Rat The Makes All of The Rules (The Giant Rat for short) hated the father the most, going by the name of: You'veGotTheTouch. That cat family has been around for thousands of years, stealing wives and husbands living a family lineage of homewreckers, sexual deviants, degenerates, and some in history that have committed country wide calamities. Rumor has it, the will of the First one with The Touch and Power is one that wishes to bring about the death of humanity but this has yet to be proven. The eldest brother was You'veGotThePower, with his 4 brothers 6 sisters and the youngest Yellow Man Slim. Every 100 years a ritual is played out with the family: the one with The Touch and The Power combine into one being absorbing the family with them in order to find a beautiful Queen that shall carry on their genes and start over. Slime was not well liked in the family on behalf of the fact he is markedly smaller then his brothers and sisters by several inches and was the most gremlin. Due to this he was picked on the most and was the most neglected in an already terrible household of rat gangs, occasional homeless that squat in, and violence on the streets. The day of the ritual, Yellow Man Slim finally snapped he's done being called a cringe fart baby. Slim finally eats his 10 brothers and sisters, T-poses on his mom blowing up her brain and then absorbs his dad. Yellow Man Slim now has The Touch and has become You'veGotTheTouch. He disrespects the ritual by absorbing his family's corpses, and in a fit of hunger looks for his older brother You'veGotThePower in order to become complete. Sensing this, the eldest brother converts his body into stone sealing his power and teleports to the stars.
Traverse Town[]
Touch's adventure starts in a distant planet. (He got there by making a space ship out of used syringes, grocery carts, trash cans, random stolen appliances and the head of one of the Giant Rat's gang members) After he had obtained T̴̫̺͖̑̀̚h̶̦̯̾e̸͙͐͂ ̴̬́͜͠T̶͚̓ơ̶̮̂͋ú̴͈̌̃c̶͕͉̾́h̸͙̰̣̉͝ he turned into a anime troupe and lost his memory. All he knew was he was poor, hungry, and needed his brother's power. He picked up a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and worked with an 8 bit purple man who's left hand was deformed into the shape of a phone, and for some reason he hated kids (which is kind of based). On a lunchbreak Purple Guy (full name Themanbeheind Theslauhtur) explained to Touch that he needed to find the man who killed his clan of child hating purple people. His name was Sephiroth (Seph-i-roth), a powerful man wielding an insanely long sword, a worthy foe for Touch if he wanted to save the world or some shit. Purple Guy had offered to help him raise money for a ship if he helped him hunt down this man.
Touch agreed and they went to Space PNC to pull out a loan for 1 interstellar spaceship, unfortunately Purple Guy had horrible credit so the loan was denied. Outside the bank Freddy Fazbear approached them, suggested to them that they heist that bank. Touch trusted him, but Purple Guy didn't like him, Purple Guy's kind of an asshole. Touch reminded him of his past with Sephiroth, with gritted teeth Purple Guy reluctantly agreed, still acting like an asshole.
The heist was a success (the only guards where smelly Kingdom Hearts enemies), each grabbed their share, and Touch and Purple Guy went into space in search of power and revenge
Fairy World[]
In order in search for the perfect iPhone app, Free Wi-fi Anywhere You Go, Touch and Purple Guy went to Fairy World in search of a Fairy that can grant such a wish. Upon arrival they noticed the fairies were nowhere to be seen, matter of fact the whole place looked completely abandoned. Noises are heard near the front gate and a Runscape man leaves the booth and slowly struts up and asks the two for the toll of 2 sheckles and a piece of pita bread.
Trivia[]
- There are rumors surrounding Touch and his secret 57 wives, and numerous apartments in said wives' breasts, shoes, and other orifices.
- Touch has been sighted on the Lanfear Estate property numerous times late at night. It is unknown what he is doing but it shall be further investigated with the police.
- During Ashunera's divorce trial, Judge Emmitt sentenced Touch to be fixed. Touch then chopped off his arm and made it into his dick, which is the reason he has a robot arm to this day.
- Quite possibly falls asleep to Hydraulic Press Videos, and then reviews them.
- Loves the three B's: Boobs, Bazookas, and Bad language.
- During the huge cross over event involving Nagzz21 and StealthRG, Touch appeared.
- His Halloween costume is a pumpkin.
- Touch is a fan of the Kamen Rider series along with PunishedYang, Fysh, and MysticalCyan. They formed their own Kamen Rider group, and the only reason it broke down was because a good chunk of their fights involved arguments among themselves. Months later the other Kamen Riders went missing
- When Neko Nights Night Club opened, Touch grabbed two glowsticks, drank the contents and asked Oathmeal what drinks they were. (It is unknown if this is related but weeks after this behavior stopped, there has been reported instances of glowing substances in the bathroom with cat heads floating in them)