Wooks

"*beak nod*" ― Wooks says yes

"*beak shake*" ― Wooks says no

"*beak pointing angled upward*" ― Wooks doesn't know

Nobody really knows who Wooks truly is other than himself, he is a roleplayer who portrays a mute penguin and has earned the reputation of being perhaps one of VRChats earliest mutes, who still regularly plays the game and has never ever spoken.

Although having no known origins, this mysterious penguin is well known for his loyalty and dutiful work ethic. If something is awry, Wooks will quickly be on the case, nodding or shaking his beak.

Since he was hired by 'Rob' Roflgator's he has worked as manager and official greeter in all of his bars, first at the Lair of Roflgator in 2018 then The Golden Gator in Bricktown, The Royal Gator and most recently The Golden Gator 2020.

Stepping up from being a doorman, he now carries a shotgun, being in charge of security.

Please remember that events described in this article are roleplay and acting. Actions done in-character do not reflect on the actual person portraying the character!

Background[]

His exact origins and background are unknown before meeting Roflgator but he would occasionally spend time with members of Team Five and GreatKhanHD throughout 2017.

He waves and nods at people. Can you ask for more?

When working for Roflgator he has occasionally invited a mysterious person named Lulia. Through guesswork and yes/no questions Roflgator deduced her to be his girlfriend.

History[]

Meeting Roflgator[]

In Spring 2018, Rob found him nodding at people at Japan Shrine and put him to work in The Great Pug to greet incoming customers at the counter.

In June 2018 someone put up a poster calling him 'Employee of the Month' at Rob's bar in the Lair of Roflgator. It was probably WiFiPunk who was assisting in constructing the place; though it could have also been Space Whale as he has an Employee of the Month poster of Mishtal as well.

Rob promoted Wooks to manager of The Lair of Roflgator on June 10th, 2018. Three days later he would officially be named Employee of the Month of June by Rob.

GreatKhanHD disclosed to Chipz on June 20th that Wooks is one of many "Information gatherers" working for him. What this actually means is unclear, it might not have any truth to it.

Rofl Dec 5th 9 KeonTheKanguin and Wooks — On a somewhat forced date with Keon

When Roflgator moved into The Golden Gator on at the beginning of August 2018 he kept his position as manager and greeter. He is in charge of enforcing the rules.

Failed dating[]

On Dec 5th, 2018 Wooks was pushed into dating another penguin by Robs suggestion. He was introduced to Keon. Contrary to Wooks - she speaks. Their time together ended up not working out once her countless other penguin suitors started appearing at Wooks workplace looking for her.

Rofl 2019 April 26th 3 Wooks new desk — Wooks "new" desk and computer

Desk and Season 6[]

On April 26th, 2019 Wooks got a new desk and computer at The Golden Gator, some cheap trash that Roflgator had acquired. He was not happy at all with this arrangement.

Twitch Highlight: Wooks gets a "new" desk

For Roflgator Season 6 he was tasked to protect a magical script which he hid well in the sewers. Unfortunately once he turned it over to Roflgator the script fell into the hands of the villainous Lay's.

Rofl Oct 6th 2019 7 UzuriMia pumpkin — Roflgator on trial for murdering Wooks. SciFri acts prosecutor

Death & mystery[]

Wooks was brutally stabbed to death by Roflgator during an RP card down gameshow event at The Greater Gator in September 2019 which was generally considered to not be in RP, but because Wooks is undoubtedly one of the most dedicated roleplayers never to break character he went along with it.

His body was later spotted a week later still decomposing, an attempt was made to try and resurrect him using strange magic but it didn't appear to work. Roflgator was later put on trial for the murder but escaped it, claiming that it "was never in RP".

A strange penguin wearing a hat would later appear... donning the nametag "? ? ? ? ?" his identity is unknown. Out-of-character this was probably Wooks. Never wavering his title of "The best roleplayer ever."

Revival[]

A mysterious penguin doctor wearing a top hat and a bow-tie managed to get ahold of the one and only legendary Morgan Freeman who used his powers to revive the deceased Wooks. Asking Morgan to follow him he silently lead him and pointed his fins towards the corpse of Wooks lying on a surgical table. Just looking at Wooks body and nodding Morgan realizises what he must do and uses his God-RP magic, once again returning Wooks to life.^[1]

Following his revival Wooks would revisit The Royal Gator and see Roflgator again. This time Roflgator demanded that that Wooks should be the one apologizing because the murder was never meant to be "in RP". Wooks responding with his sideways beak, was denied access to work there again until he reconsidered - leaving the situation in limbo.

After going back and fourth for over a month following the death and revival business, Roflgator eventually apologized and offered him his job back. Although hesitant at first he accepted with a very slow nod.

Events and game-shows at The Golden Gator[]

On June 19th 2020 he candidate as Elon Musk (Spellboy)'s VP for the Bricktown Election. They eventually lost to AskJoshy and his VP Bearly.

Wooks catching Roflgator trying to steal a drink — Wooks catches Roflgator trying to steal a drink

Continuing being the dutiful doorman he has always been at The Golden Gator 2020 he was given a shotgun to keep the place safe. Since being armed he is most often spotted together with his weapon and is not afraid to use it should anyone be brave enough to steal from the bar. When Murder Crumpet acquired ownership of the bar and renamed it to The Crimson Crumpet in Aug 2020 he even caught and stopped Roflgator as he was trying to steal drinks.^[2]

Alternate Roleplaying Personas[]

"? ? ? ? ?"[]

This mysterious penguin wearing top hat an bow-tie appeared shortly after Wooks was murdered and supposedly had a hand in getting the help of Morgan Freeman to aid in Wooks revival.

Trivia[]

Wooksgun — Wooks holding a gun up to Prophet

Wooks never runs, he waddles.
He may not speak, but he understands the English language perfectly. Similar to Jor Rilla.
Rob's Twitch chat loves Wooks, calling him the best roleplayer ever, especially whenever someone breaks RP immersion. Wooks conjures some of the tastiest of copy pastas.
- Rob's chat loves Wooks so much they convinced Rob to get a greeting desk installed at the spawn of his lair. It's to be used just for Wooks.
Wooks once held a shotgun up to Prophet's head on June 3rd 2018.
Rob once attempted to use Wooks to 'cuck' R3dzDead by hooking him up with PandawanBear.

Wooks contemplating a decision
- Panda would subsequently develop a crush on Wooks.
It is unknown if Wooks and Emmitt know each other.
It is quietly rumored by some that Wooks may possess supernatural powers that he hides from Rob's crew. He may also potentially have nefarious plans of his own, though this isn't hinted to much.
He is known for his tendency of long contemplation.
When a VRChat update broke his default penguin avatar in Aug 2019, showing an error message instead he refused to use something else even temporarily, remaining dedicated to his persona.
- This hindered him severely in communication and was unable to nod.
During various hosted RP events, Wooks always attends as himself.
Wooks often plays other games with the RP group crew always using penguin or bird themed characters when possible but never speaking vocally.
- To communicate on Discord he toggles mute on/off once for yes and twice for no but doesn't appear to have a working microphone connected. Sometimes, he'll also send a screenshot or image related to the message he's trying to send, but never text.
Roflgator and some from the RP crew once tried to trick his audience a false conspiracy that Wooks is an alter ego of Valco, explaining that was the reason why they're never seen together.
- Fake reveals were done on multiple occasions with people acting surprised and shocked.
- This has since been proven false since as they've played many times together including other games.
Many conspiracy theories regarding Wooks supposedly "real" or other identities exist.
- It isn't impossible that Wooks is actually played by multiple people but that would be some next level secret keeping.
- Roflgator claims he doesn't truly know Wooks identity but often speculates that he might be a supermodel hot chick or IRL celebrity wanting to remain anonymous.