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The Golden Gato is a Neko themed cafe run by J4key in Bricktown.

After Murder Crumpet aquired majority ownership of The Golden Gator and renamed it to "The Crimson Crumpet" Roflgator, in spite after his Evil Council failings decided to open a competing "Neko Cafe" themed to attract customers with their Cat-Girl dressed employees.

Employees[]

  • J4key - Previously manager, now owner
  • CrazyMango - Floor scrubber in love with Firefox Blue
  • Firefox Blue - Floor scrubber in love with CrazyMango
  • Griffonessoul - Impromptu interviewed and hired cat-girl
  • Shrimp - Temp-manager until he left in protest
  • Blu Haze - Catgirl waitress
  • Sorry - Catgirl waitress
  • Chuck - Performer
  • Aiden - Performer/dancer
  • Sn0wBreeze - Waitress
  • Momo - Performer/waitress

Notable Customers[]

  • Baba Yaga Witch - having cursed Crumpet with Knuckles disease - portrayed by Jadez
  • Bobby_ - Bobes femboy brother - portrayed by Haydttt
  • Blind religious fanatic - portrayed by Meowkat14
  • Complete emo boy - portrayed by Walter H
  • Reverse trap - portrayed by LilBunny
  • Actual goblin causing a ruckus - portrayed by Peppymint
  • Pestering villian dumping trash inside the cafe - portrayed by Dento
  • Sur Lee as a Yelp reviewer, giving a mixed review
  • Crumpet - Cursed by a Baba Yaga Witch (Jadez) to become a Knuckles
  • A blind girl - portrayed by Link EZ
  • Wheelchair bound penguin - portrayed by ?
  • Norman and his business partner Chandler, trying to invest

Description[]

The Crimson Crumpet (The Golden Gator rebranded by Murder Crumpet)

The Rebranded Golden Gator - Renamed to "The Crimson Crumpet" by MurderCrumpet.

Aug 26th 2020[]

Opening only for a single hour on Aug 26th 2020 all employees were told to dress up in cat-girl outfits, say "nyah" at customers and act cute.

Shrimp was filling in for J4key and thought that he was promoted to manager while J4key got really upset about losing her position. In a fit of rage Shrimp and strutted out of the cafe.

Sorry was told to distract people with her big tits to try and get customers to stay in the cafe while Roflgator recycled and watered down the drinks since they were running out of supplies.

Sur Lee complained about the service from Firefox Blue and insisted on getting her reprimanded. Roflgator promised to punish her after closing but later forgot. J4key however got a perfect review from him.

ChairHandler expressed that he had quite an experience visiting. He claimed he got a bunch of alien diseases from Flynn, had an emo boy (Walter H) spit on him and infecting him with Corona and got alcohol poisoning from the drink and vomited. Adding hurt to the injury he reported that he was beat up by almost 10 different people. What a night.

After closing Roflgator attempted to convince Crumpet to agree to various business proposals that would hand back some form of ownership of The Crimson Crumpet back to him but failed to persuade him. The only possible compromise Crumpet would agree to was if Rob bent down, kissed his hand and begged for their friendship back.

Roflgator attempted to barter a new personal mute contract with Firefox Blue where he wrote in that she couldn't tell anyone about the contract. That was before realizing the loophole that she didn't have to say anything until signing, so she told Surefour and then signed it.

Aug 28th 2020[]

The Cafe opens up with Aiden blasting Karamelldansen and dancing in her new Neko outfit with paws. At first she angered Rob but he later gave in and allowed her to play whatever she wants which she did and continued blasting various meme music for the rest of the night.

All the cafés food and drink was missing, presumed stolen with Crumpet getting blamed as he had also "stolen" Irons mutes, taking over the personal mute relationship of Gap Gap and CrazyMango. Iron upset was served at the cafe and was considered as a potential recruit into the evil council.

Sn0wbreeze asked for work was hired. Jor visited and was provided muscle, preventing customers from becoming to rowdy. Explaining his side Jor seemed to possibly warm up to the idea of Crumpet becoming too successful for his own good.

A guy was spotted dying outside (CyberCoffin) which NaomiOop wanted SciFri to kiss in order for him to get better. She appeared convinced after having seen that in a movie once with frogs kissing people or something similar.

A seemingly drunk Ladle appeared complaining about not getting any artwork of her at the bar. Convinced that Ladle can only make things worse Rob convinced her to try and team up with Crumpets "murder misfits" to unintentionally beat him from the inside.

Rob convinced Yishai to infiltrate Crumpets bar which she did and was hired as a chef. Succeeding she was recruited into the evil council.

Norman, once more offering his investment introduced his business associate Chandler while Gulliblez blasted horrible music in the background. The meeting was eventually interrupted (as usual) before they were able to agree to anything.

An old familiar but not so welcome face in the form the alleyway block doc scientist reported the Neko Cafe was situated right next to his lab which is spilling out chemicals in the water. Any concern for the customers safety was ignored.

Rolling in a wheelchair bound penguin the Cafe proved to be somewhat accessible for the impaired until Rob eventually dumped a blind girl outside for not spending enough money.

Momo as previously mentioned appeared wearing a fittingly themed Neko maid outfit and performed an original song on stage. When the cafe closed she told of losing her home and having to start living in the cafe during off-hours.

Kaceytron started preaching how all men are pigs and trash to which Rob cheered. Initiating a debacle she aimed to take away Bearlys position of power as president of Bricktown and a future debate involving multiple claimants for power was scheduled. Bearly later expressed that he would be filing a lawsuit of sexual harassment against Kacey for trying to take advantage of him in Cyr's apartment days prior.[1] Even Jor was invited to try and build a political platform although already having served a term in the past.

Sept 2nd[]

Roflgator gave up the ownership of the cafe and gave it to J4key who is also a member of the council of evil. As such the Golden Gato continues to be a front for the evil council.

To test how the cafe was handled Roflgator went undercover as an overweight cat and was compared to Garfield to which he got offended by the comparison. Possibly the Cafe was run better without him being there, not that he would ever admit it.

Sept 9th[]

On Sept 9th Roflgator regained owner ship of the bar from Crumpet.

Trivia[]

  • Many of the unique characters were assigned as punishments to the losing team from Roflgator Game Night the day before.

Twitch Clips[]

Aug 26th 2020[]

Aug 28th 2020[]

Sept 4th 2020[]



Gallery[]

Aug 26th 2020 gallery[]

Aug 28th 2020 gallery[]

References[]

  1. ↑ Kaceytron and Bearly...
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