Slime Rancher Rescue

Preceded by	Followed by
Bricktown Hotel	Roach Empire

A strange planet, home of the slime ranchers

Geographical information

Date

April 16th, 2019

Location

Some strange planet.

General information

Status

Completed

Participants
Roflgator Zapdec Eye holding guy Aurori Slime Girl R3dzDead And more...	Galactic Federation Slime Rancher Slime 1 Slime 2 Slime 3 Slime 4 And more ranchers...

Roflgator launches a rescue mission to save Slime Girl and R3dzDead from captivity of Slime Ranchers.

Preamble[]

A slime based life form named "Slime Girl" was brought home to by Roflgator from The Galactic Gator to his bar on Earth - The Golden Gator. He catches a fancy for the creature and adopts it as his daughter of sorts.

A slime rancher (portrayed by Crumpet) appears at the bar looking for her but instead of returning her Roflgator gives up his assistant R3dzDead, trading him into slavery. The following days more aliens come looking for the slime creature - Officers from Galactic Federation. Stakes were high when they made threats of destroying the whole planet Earth - and gave Roflgator the choice to hand her over or alternatively give up his other daughter - Sorry. No barter was made as Slime Girl chose to go with the officers willingly.

Planning a rescue operation Roflgator goes to the slime planet where the slime ranchers are keeping Slime Girl and R3dz.

Rofl April 16th 3 Ragtag slime rescue team — The ragtag slime rescue team

Recap[]

Together with Zapdec disguised as a block echidna, some alien holding his eyes (Jor Rilla), Bearly and Aurori Roflgator forms a ragtag band and attempts to disguise himself as an officer for the Galactic Federation.

Rofl April 16th 10 The slime rancher (Crumpet) — The slime rancher (Crumpet)

Appearing at the farm he tells the head slime rancher (portrayed by Crumpet) that he needs to perform a regular inspection of their slaves. The rancher obliges but the slime's that are present don't appear to believe themselves to be slaves or even prisoners at all. Most appear content with their situation and thinks of themselves as residents or guests and are happy to run around frolicking freely on the fields of the strange planet.

Figuring out a plan he attempts to single out the farmers explaining that they need to pay some sort of new tax or give up some slaves.

Rofl April 16th 13 Roflgator killed a poor slime (Norii) and Slime mourn (Mute Max) — Roflgators victim...

The plan doesn't work and with a lack of something better he resorts to violence, firing his laser wildly. Missing his target he accidentally kills one of the resident slime's who's family member wails in anguish as the creature passes, twitching into deaths coil before them. Witnessing his utter failure Roflgator attempts to negotiate with the head rancher playing on his sympathy for having slime girl as his adoptive child and offering Kevin Z.A.Z. and Vincent X in exchange for them.

Twitch Clip: An innocent slime is murdered

Rofl April 16th 16 Slave R3dz rescued — R3dz rescued

R3dzDead doesn't have a time as easy as the other slime's however as the ranchers keep feeding him fecal matter and keep him under close guard.

The rancher eventually agrees to give up up Slime girl and R3dz and the party encounters another long thought to be lost creature; Humnoi. She explains that she has no memory of how she got there, she only remembers one thing...