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Return of the Calzones

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Potential enemies from the past come back to haunt "Rob" Roflgator who recently reacquired The Golden Gator bar back from Crumpet. Now sharing a 4-way ownership with Crumpet, Jor and Mango they settled their differences after it was rebranded back to The Golden Gator from The Crimson Crumpet.

An Italian mobster looking figure turns up at the bar and introduces himself as Binchenzo Calzone along with his wife Francheska Calzone to which Rob instantly realizes that he's looking at a devil from his pasts - facing almost a ghost come back staring him in the eyes - the late and very much dead Vinchenzo Calzones brother.

The couple makes Rob rethink and reevaluate his current allies as he was partly responsible for the death of the brother back in 2018 - Vinchenzo Calzone.[1] Uncertain what to do he tries to pander to Binchenzos wishes, offering him and his wife the best food and and tries to provide them with good service at the bar but it proves more difficult than anticipated as the mobsters has peculiar tastes, desires and his wife is somewhat crazy.

Highlight: Dawn of the Mafia intro video[2]
Archived VODs: Binchenzo Arc VODs playlist

History[]

Sept 16th 2020 - A Ghost from the past[]

Worried about him finding out the truth of Vintendo having killed his brother with his support he provides them the best service possible but the secret almost gets leaked when Shrimp blabbers on right in front of them. He doesn't pick up on the cues though and reads is as something else. Adc being a new hired employee does his best to try and serve the couple although being intimidated with it being his first day to which Rob tells him not to worry and promises he will train him himself. They are provided a live performance of Mi Manchi[3] while Firefox Blue dances on stage, attempting to pull on the mobsters Italian heritage hart strings.

Rofl Sept 16th 2020 40 Francheska (Java) and Benchenzo (Jor) are disappointed at the service

Francheska and Binchenzo are disappointed by the poor service and being served terrible Chicago pizzas

Being served much better than your average customer Binchenzo and Francheska eventually lodge complaints. Having ordered a pasta with black truffles and saffron on top for his wife he was served a Chicago style Pizza. Remarking on how it's not even a New York style pizza he was upset and accused the chef of attempting to poison his wife; "you want to poison my gullet with this slop?". Remarking how beautiful his wife is he ordered Rob not to disrespect her any more and admit how beautiful he truly thinks she is, by giving her a kiss, right there in front of him and daring him not to enjoy it. Rob hesitant if this was some sort of test eventually complied while trying not to be disgusted.

Francheska brags about her 17000 dollar gucci supreme hat and Binchenzo told Rob to perform a degrading comedy act on stage, to entertain his wife for being "such a funny clown and jester". He goes up and makes some tense jokes.

Rofl Sept 16th 2020 47 Cousin Sewer Croc Jake Bowb Bob (Dento)

Disappointed Sewer Croc cousin.

While acting the servant Rob is also faced with his disappointed cousin, one of the Sewer Crocs, come back to haunt him again (portrayed by Dento). Egging him on to man up and unleash his old alligator self who takes what he wants and doesnt follow orders it creates a difficult situation while trying to please the dangerous couple. His cousin tells him that he needs to return to his old ways and become a cold hearted bastard like the old days and unleash the inner beast in all its glory.

Ending their visit at the bar the infamous mobster expresses a willingness to put put down roots by purchasing property in Bricktown for the Calzone family. Rob agrees hesitantly and gives them a guided tour while whispering to Crumpet to make his worst possible impression of the outside to discourage them, with the goal of turning it into a dump and appearing as dangerous and unreliable as possible. But it seems to have the opposite effect on them. Binchenzo expresses a liking for the swamp, having heard of "Six frogs limited" and together with his wife cache a fancy for the old shut down Royal Gator bar across the swamp.

After they leave Flynn who was hired as a chef was reprimanded for missing work but got a second chance and was asked about his experience in poisons. A plan to poison the unwanted mobsters was formed.

Rofl Sept 18th 2020 13 Evil Council meeting Bobe Iron SciFri Shrimp Jadez and J4key new member Crumpet

Crumpet invited into the evil council

Sept 18th 2020 - Poison is a woman's weapon[]

The evil council gathered and this time even inviting Murder Crumpet as a potential ally. Gathering in another "Evil Anonymous" meeting on Sept 18th 2020 they try to form a plan to get the mobster and his cronies to leave.

Benchenzo turned up once again and announced that they were going to be neighbors since he acquired the property of the old Royal Gator on the other side of the swamp. To try and get rid of him Rob talked to chef Flynn to get him to cook poisonous PogFish and serve them to him and his wife Francheska. When the toxic fish was served Francheska insisted that Old man also share their meal as he had been so hospitable before. A slow moving poison expected to take a week to do its dirty work Rob interrupted their dinner and pulled him aside in the bathroom, shoved his fingers down his throat until he started throwing up the toxic fish.[4]

Rofl Sept 18th 2020 21 Old man DontMindMee told to spend time with Francheska

Francheska and old man DontMindMee

Following along with Binchenzo appearing to get off to getting cucked with his wife Rob tasked old man DontMindMee to seduce Francheska and lay with her which he did.

Rofl Sept 18th 2020 17 Lanfear meets Binchenzo and Francheska

Binchenzo introduced to Lanfear.

Lanfear visited the bar and was introduced as royalty furthering Binchenzos skepticism about Bricktown not being a fancy place behind all the gutter. Commending Rob for having a good business head on his shoulders as well as having actual royalty frequent his bar things certainly couldn't be as bad as he was claiming. Tired of Robs attire Binchenzo commanded him to stop wearing clown outfit and "walking around in his underwear" and to try and be respectable.

Failing his attempts to discourage Binchenzo to leave Bricktown Jadez as a fellow member of the council of evil was tasked to shadow and try and befriend Francheska to get another potential angle.[5]

Rofl Sept 23rd 2020 15 Bennie Binchenzos son (Shrimp) and Binchenzo (Jor)

Bennie Binchenzos son (Shrimp) and Binchenzo (Jor)

Sept 23rd 2020 - Baby Bennie be gone[]

Binchenzo returns once more, this time dragging along his raggedy good-for-nothing son Binchenzo JR aka "Bennie" (portrayed by Shrimp). Bennie showing a lack of interest to anything is introduced as an apprentice of sorts and Binchenzo tells Rob to let him tag along and teach him the ways of working as a manager. Bennie does as he is told by his papa but has his own ideas of what is considered bar business but agrees to follow Rob "Fatso" Roflgator to try and see what a boss-man does in a restaurant, instead of playing Terraria all day.

Rofl Sept 23rd 2020 18 Blu Haze and Bennie (Shrimp)

Blu Haze moves doesn't seem to work on Bennie

Getting introduced to Blu Haze and Firefox Blue showing him a good time, the 19 year old Bennie is unsure of what he actually likes and suggests kicking out all the men from the bar to make space for "the Lebanese" while loudly and rudely chomping down on his bag of crackers. Bennie didn't mean people from Lebanon but "women who like other women". Not falling for the mutes and his father describing him as progressive regarding his fancies, the way Bennie swings remains a mystery.

Vore shows up sporting a red look and describes himself as "The Strawberry Carrot" advertising for "the casting couch shady guy with the hat", meaning Norman. He gets called "Skinny radish" by Bennie and makes a ruckus upsetting the Calzones but is distracted by Rob who sends the voluptuous Adc his way.

Rofl Sept 16th 2020 26 Firefox Blue and Bloodied bags discovered at The Golden Cannoli

Bloody bags discovered by Rob and Firefox Blue at the unopened "Golden Cannoli"

Looking for something bad to pin on the Calzones Roflgator, Blu Haze and Firefox Blue scouted out the unopened "Golden Cannoli" restaurant that Binchenzo plans to open. Sneaking around spying they find incriminating bloody trash bags, money and assault rifles among the boxes while avoiding Bennie and his cohort Jeeves. Taking photos of any potential evidence they leave. If the Bricktown police department ever gets organized perhaps they could do something about it.

Rofl Sept 16th 2020 34 Bennie dead with Norman and Officer (Vicse)

Bennie dead with Norman and Officer Milton Mullens

Encountering a shadow person growling at them in the swamp Rob later encourages Benny to go and check it out. Later in the night Jor overhears that a new visitor in town found a dead kid outside near the swamp. The new visitor introduces himself as Theo Barbaro (portrayed by R3dzDead), an investigative reporter. Faking to be devastated about the news Rob in terrible acting mentions Bennie by name before anyone else does. He meets the police officer in charge Milton Mullens at Normans office where Bennie lies dead. The body was reportedly found behind a trash can and moved. Initial observations of the body show blunt force trauma in the back of the head to be the cause of death, some strange yellow residue was also found in his eyes which the officer sent to the lab. Rob calls in Binchenzo who doesn't believe him, thinking he's making some sick joke but is convinced to return. When he comes there he is devastated and accuses Rob for being responsible for the death of his baby boy, having left him in his charge and demands that the police to arrest him.

Rofl Sept 16th 2020 37 Crumpet gets arrested for trespassing

Crumpet gets arrested for trespassing

Throwing accusations Rob returns insults that they should investigate Binchenzos property instead and take a walk together with the police. Suprised when entering, Java and Crumpet are found on location with money and weapons laying about to which Binchenzo accuses Crumpet for planting false evidence to try and incriminate him. Crumpet gets arrested and questioned.

In the heat as Crumpet is questioned he stupidly starts admitting one unrelated crime after another to which Rob and Binchenzo start to argue. In the argument Binchenzo lets spill that he knows of his brother Vinchenzos murder. Rob explains his innocence and tells that Vintendo is the one guilty but he doesn't believe it.

Rofl Sept 16th 2020 41 Binchenzo Shadow person officer (Vicse) and Vincent X

Binchenzo, the shot shadow person and officer Milton. Onlookers Vincent X and Link EZ

Officer Milton is lead to the swamp where the supposed murder took place and a shadow person appears. An unrecognized police assistant fired her weapon at the shadow person and flees the scene. Explaining that shadow people "rip people apart" and don't hit them with blunt force, the officer released the suspicion of the shadow person. Instead a swab was taken of J4keys bat. The guilty party remained unclear but Crumpet was released and only fined for trespassing on private property. Binchenzo left with a threat and blaming Rob regardless of who was truly guilty of the murder, having left his son in his care he expected him to have protected him from harm.[6]

Sept 25th 2020 - Mute kidnapping[]

Java reveals that he knows Francheska Calzone, being her personal driver and ends up as another potential suspect in Bennies murder investigation.

Rofl Sept 25th 2020 28 Crumpet breaks up with Firefox Blue

Crumpet breaks up with Firefox

Rob intending to wing-man Firefox Blue on a date he overhears Murder Crumpet appearing to break up with Firefox, or at least distance himself to her. Wing-manning continues with Bagel getting introduced to various women to date, some Egyptian ladies (portrayed by CrazyMango and Claire) as well as Bolivardi and Belle Sprout. A stud of a man named Bradley Kickass (Shrimp) who participated in a dating gameshow days prior swoops in and steals the egyptian ladies away.

Rofl Sept 25th 2020 10 Francheska Calzones death (Java)

Francheska moments before her death

Norman reports that a lady is dying out at the gazebo in the swamp which turnes out to be Francheska Calzone, taking her last breaths. As she passes away Rob admits to having poisoned her food.

Moments later as expected Officer Milton asks to questions Rob together with his new Sayan police force consisting of Vegeta (Mega G Wolf) and Goku (Shinikami). Rob says he's legally allowed to have his mutes with him and brought them along. As he is being questioned Binchenzo calls him abruptly on the phone and tells him that he's dead. Sneaking into Binchenzos bar together with Blu Haze they spot a shadow person running around as well as Java arguing with Vegeta. Has Java aligned with Binchenzo?!

Rofl Sept 25th 2020 23 Bolivardi

Bolivardi's irresistible bosom

Having difficulty avoiding staring at Bolivardi's rich bosom Rob learns that she and Bagel appeared to hit it off. Averting his gaze he seemed to even make Blu Haze jealous of the attention.

Holding another evil council meeting not much is concluded aside some tasks being performed as well as the choice of snacks and food to be served in the future. Flynn does delivers a harrowingly evil speech however.

Rofl Sept 25th 2020 15 Francheska dead with Mega G Wolf, Shinikami and Officer Milton (Vicse)

The dead Francheska, Sayan officers and the rest of the "Furry PD"

Before closing for the night Binchenzo calls again announcing that he has kidnapped Firefox Blue and threatens that he will blow up his bar if Rob or his cronies try to enter. The police are notified of something going on but Rob decides not to trust in a PD consisting of furries. Lanfear is also asked if she had anything to do with the recruiting for the PD but she denies any involvement.[7]

Highlight Video Teaser: Next time on Gator Ball Z...

Oct 2nd 2020 - Rescuing Firefox[]

Rofl Oct 2nd 2020 2 infiltrating the mafia mansion

A guard patrols the mansion

Having learned the location for Binchenzos mansion after making a deal with Joey Bagels and his mafia contacts, the Council of Evil gathes up to take on a mission to try sneak in and rescue Firefox. Respecting Joey Bagels connection with the organized Italian mobster crime lords Rob promises not to kill Binchenzo.

Crumpet, Shrimp, Blu Haze, J4key, Lanfear and Jadez join up but they meet some unexpected visitors like Sn0wBreeze, CrazyMango, who were already there. Shrimp trying to act heroic and knocked them out.

Java is there speaking with a weird accent, aligned with Binchenzo and rants on Flynn.

Another unexpected visitor was Bobe who said she was friends with the mobsters and was there to sell lemonade. Although not being a member in the Evil Council she offered to help spike her lemonade with some drugs which she conveniently already carried with her for some reason. Taking out one by one they make it inside. The Yishai was asked to distract the front entrance by pretending to be a new stripper. Bobe running around the place tries to aid in creating a distraction but it fails and instead is accused of being a mole by Rob who blows their cover. Announcing himself right in front of Binchenzo as having figured it out Binchenzo denies Bobes involvement, calling her "just a little boy who sells lemonade".

Rofl Oct 2nd 2020 5 Binchenzo tells Rob to choose who to save Firefox or Iron

Binchenso tells Rob to choose who to save.

Covers blown Binchenzo tells that Rob has to choose between saving one of the two hostages, either Iron or his precious mute Firefox. Before even making a decision Shrimp sneaks up on Binchenzo and interrupts his speech with his epic karate chop. Slapping him around for a bit without any weapon being fired the police shows up. How fortunate that the Bricktown PD and feds decided to raid the place at this very moment. In the heat of the raid, Java reveals himself to be an undercover police officer all along, having infiltrated Binchenzos mobster family. Chaos ensues as Gulliblez appears shouting with the police and the rescuers run out.

Rofl Oct 2nd 2020 13 Binchenzo finale rmarking about shovel dicks

Bincenzo delivers a monologue about shovel dicks, comparing Rob to one, before jumping.

Java recaps the chaotic series of events and that Binchenzo somehow made his escape jumping out a window. Walking away from the police raid Rob finds Binchenzo standing on the bridge overlooking the ocean and he delivers a monologue. He tells how the meaning in life is family, remarks on the reason why dicks are shaped like shovels; in order to scoop out other mens semen from the vagina, and likens Rob to a dick shovel scooping everything important away from him. Basically giving him an elaborate insult, he jumps into the water and what truly became of Binchenzo remain a mystery since.[8]

Highlight Video Teaser: Gator Ball Z Recap...

Trivia[]

  • Binchenzo calls his wife "my little Cannoli"
  • Binchenzo might be a cuck.
    • He has a thing for getting other people to show confirm how beautiful his wife is, strangely by getting them to kiss her or grope her and make sure that they enjoyed every second of it.
  • While caring for his wife not being disrespected by others Binchenzo himself is outright sexist towards her, telling her to be quiet and "let the men do the talking".
  • The couple has little liking for mutes and treats them like animals.
  • Many of the Gator RP Group players had gotten punishment roles on the first day of the arc from losing game-night the day before.
    • CrazyMango portrayed a weeping angel.
    • Blu Haze caught a lemon-head disease.
    • Swifterini an annoying valley girl.
    • Aiden to give shots to lower Robs blood pressure.
    • Haydttt an "incel chad stand out".
    • Sorry to portray a crazy Yandere girl interested in Norman.
    • Bearly as a hardcore feminist.
    • Dento as Robs cousin, trying to toughen him up.
  • Both Francheska and Binchenzo addresses Roflgator as "Ralph".
  • When sneaking into Binchenzos mansion various Gator RP Group members portrayed alternative mobster characters.

Twitch Clips[]

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Gallery[]

References[]

  1. ↑ Archived VOD May 29th 2018 Roflgator part 2/3 'Vinchenzo showdown'
  2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/thegoldengator/comments/j7rcxx/dawn_of_the_mafia/
  3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgPm6M-E4u4
  4. ↑ VRChat RP Sept16th 2020 Roflgator 'Binchenzo Calzone the mobster'
  5. ↑ VRChat RP Sept18th 2020 part 1of2 Roflgator 'The Calzone family puts down roots' part 1 part 2
  6. ↑ VRChat RP Sept 23rd 2020 Roflgator 'Bennie Calzone be gone'
  7. ↑ VRChat RP Sept 25th 2020 Roflgator 'Firefox kidnapped' VRChat RP Sept 30th 2020 'Bricktown Police Chief interviews w Lanfear and Joey Bagels'
  8. ↑ VRChat RP Oct 2nd 2020 Roflgator 'Rescuing Firefox Blue from Binchenzos mobsters'
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