Klaatu

"I will bone anything that has a pulse" ― Klaatu

"I just took my jacket off" ― Beefy Klaatu after being asked by Rob what happened to him.

"I'm not a real cop, it's just a stripper outfit." ― Klaatu

Klaatu

Bunny Girl Klaatu
Playboy
Klaatu in VR
Bunny Klaatu
Without his jacket
Old VR

Aliases

Klaatu

Klaatu1

Ryan

"Rye rye" (By Aurori)

Portrayed by

Klaatu1

Relations

Aurori (His Doe girlfriend with 12 Kits)

TheBigMeech ("Bro-friend")

Affiliation

Gator RP Group

Physical description

Species

Bunny Rabbit

Gender

Male

Eye color

Black

Klaatu is a roleplayer and since late 2019 also a VRChat streamer.

He mainly portrays his main character which is a rabbit, wears a signature green jacket and is known for delivering witty one-liners.

Klaatu often noses himself into other people's private affairs. When caught he either acts the innocent looking bunny rabbit or scares them away with his imposing presence by taking off his jacket.

He is a regular patron often visiting The Golden Gator, participates in various shenanigans in the Gator RP Group or hangs with his bro TheBigMeech.

Please remember that events described in this article are roleplay and acting. Actions done in-character do not reflect on the actual person portraying the character!

History of Klaatu the Rabbit

Without his jacket he reveals his impressive muscles, six pack and bulging biceps are put on grand display - this makes most possible adversaries hesitate to even confront him.

Klaatu and the dating game

On Jan 30th, 2019 he showed that he has VR trackers but finds desktop mode easier to use.

On Feb 3rd, 2019 he took of his shirt and showed off his impressive bulging muscles for the first time. It was claimed to be because of the amazing workout he got from helping to pick up a packet of Luncheables that had fallen on the floor but this is doubtful. Following the display his muscly appearance it prompted him to garner more attention from ladies.

After showing off his muscles he went on a seeming date with AughtyVon but was later cucked by TheBigMeech. Being bros they have somewhat of a strange relationship regarding her. Nobody is really sure who is actually dating her - maybe both are...

He went on a date with Aurori. She became his Doe and they proceeded to have a litter together that ended up consisting of 12 Kits. Quickly becoming a Buck (daddy bunny) he later expressed not wanting any more relationships. Since then he is probably more careful whom he copulates with - without wearing protection.

Entering Bricktown

Rofl Feb 12th 25 Klaatu poledancing — Klaatu pole-dancing and wearing his cop outfit.

On Feb 6th, 2019 he turned up in Bricktown wearing a "Cop" uniform and attempted arrest Spellboy for dating OlyPearlGirl who he thought were looking like an underage loli at the time. After consideration he concluded that her math checked out.

Later at the Bricktown police department when a prisoner was being released he admitted to not being a real police officer. In truth he had been impersonating law enforcement and was just wearing a strippers outfit.

On Feb 18th, 2019 he was the lucky Bachelor in a lighthearted elimination dating game show hosted by Roflgator. In the show deaf 'Camille' (Portrayed by Emery), Darling, Yuki, Kasumi and Raz participated in various competitions in three stages. One-on-one questions, a talent show and finally - feeding him various foods in a sexualized manner. Kasumi ended up winning.

Rofl Dec 13th 2019 11 Klaatu kissing Meech — Klaatu caught kissing Meech gachiBASS

On Mar 6th 2019 Klaatu and Meech announced that were going to get married strictly for tax benefit reasons because both are "bros being bros" and with Klaatu owing a lot of debt it would really help a bro out. Counting the months their marriage haven't occured yet and the plans have probably been called off.

Klaatu the memer and streamer

Rofl Sept 8 2019 12 Klaatu asks to fight Kuri — Klaatu asks to fight Kuri

Klaatu once turned up naked at the The Royal Gator claiming it was laundry day and he admitted that hes gotten really addicted to washing his clothes for some reason.

On Sept 8th 2019 he challenged Kuri but was quickly dispatched be the powerful chronomancer and god RP:er.

On Nov 7th he portrayed scuffed Quest compatible Klaatu when Meech introduced his girlfriend DayZ to meet his family.

Since Nov 24th 2019 he started streaming. At first as a refugee stream for his bro TheBigMeech who was having issues.

On Dec 11th 2019 he once again faced Kuri from slurping loudly in the bar. Once more loosing he was killed outright. Being murdered he was revived once more by the powerful angel/demon Kuri.

On Jan 1st 2020 he was trapped on an island along with HeGone, Kyana and others and escaped some horrible screeching monster (portrayed by Roflgator).

He took a selfie of himself IRL sitting alone on a stool in a warehouse which sported several photoshopped followup memes on Twitter and The Golden Gator discord.^[1]

After 2 years of not streaming, Klaatu returned again in October 2021, eventually also sporting a new female bunny girl avatar. He is reportedly "very talented" in taking advantage of his vr fullbody while dancing at "degen night" according to Roflgator.

Alternate roleplaying personas

Robot Klaatu

A typical Apex Legends style "Pathfinder" robot who often appears and follows the other Robots of Bricktown.

Trivia

He seems to be mesmerized by fireplaces and used to be found staring at them.
- Since being harassed by a hater he embraced some of the criticism as a meme that his voice is soulless and monotone, that he's boring, just stares at campfires, is not funny and is a furry.
- His viewership and friends prove this wrong every single day that he streams.
Being a "bro" Roflgator apparently "serviced" him in the darkness of the bathroom stalls of The Golden Gator on Feb 3rd. It was rare and strange event filled with shame that nobody enjoys talking about in further detail. Especially don't tell Ikumi.^[2]
Roflgator expressed that Klaatu has "grown on him like a tumor" and likes him for his interjections and one-liners.
He has randomly claimed Roflgators office as his own multiple times. If this is some way to assert his dominance since their "time together" remains speculation.
Since a funny interaction referring to "Klaatus dad" it's become a running joke by both him and Meech to incorporate their dads in whatever situation they talk about - even sexual.
- Since becoming a meme MurderCrumpet has occasionally portrayed his dad using a Bugs bunny Rabbit avatar.
Rumor has it that there are homoerotic "rule 34" artwork made of him together with Valco and Gulliblez but you would need to search far and wide to find it.