Johnny Arizona

"Yeah man!" ― Vaft

"That's what she said..." ― Vaft to almost anything

"Hey Rob, its your neighbor Johnny Arizona. You know youre a real scumbag. Your cheap ass paid some cleaners get the shit in your basement cleaned up and those jackassess dumped the shit water all over my backyard! You better come here and clean this shit up or I'll have your ass deported to Poland!" ― Vaftx aka Johnny Arizona

"Watch your back Mr. Gator..." ― Mr Dakota from North Dakota

Johnny Arizona is a pseudo 4th wall breaking character portrayed by Vaftx originally from Roflgators Twitch chat, portraying his enraged IRL neighbor. He is known to record meme:ish videos where he rants or sings memes related to the streams.

Since joining the lobbies he started roleplaying various characters often breaking the fourth wall addressing the real "Robert" Roflgator as well as his robot persona, accusing him of committing various crimes.

He helped spread and popularize the Nagzz21 (Joey Bagels) "MALDING" meme by recording the catchy cover song "Malding in the Night".

Please remember that events described in this article are roleplay and acting. Actions done in-character do not reflect on the actual person portraying the character!

History of the Johnny Arizona persona[]

Johnny Arizona is a character portrayed as "Rob" Roflgators IRL neighbor who rants on him for various reasons. He complains about Rob dumping sewage on his lawn, screaming and making a lot of noise from his livestreams and jumping around breaking roads. He works as a highway maintenance worker.

Highlight: "Johnny Arizona" rants on Roflgator

Alternate Characters[]

Mr Dakota[]

Mr "Joe" Dakota from North Dakota or just "Mr Dakota" is a Bo farmer.

In Dec 2019 he accused Roflgator of stealing his gold which he hid someplace in his bar The Golden Gator as well that the butter-looking alligator figure at the bar was made to intentionally look like butter in order to prevent theft of the gold. He threatened with serious repercussions and that he would bring something to eventually punish him.

He would return again on Dec 15th, once again threatening serious repercussion if his gold was not returned.

Rofl Dec 18th 2019 31 Mr Dick Johnsson (Vaft) inspector falsely exposed with Ruby — Mr Dick Johnsson the inspector falsely expose Ruthless Ruby but is caught in his lie.

Jerry Wellington[]

He claims to be a top reviewer of restaurants who happens to resembles Mr Dakota by random chance. He visited The Royal Gator on Dec 7th, 2019, reviewed the food and said that he would be giving Java 5/5 rating in exchange for services. He was "serviced" by Roflgators secretary Ruthless Ruby before leaving, whatever that means. In his time visiting the place he met a lot of people as well as some strange creatures, barking and yelping and although disturbed by them he was still convinced to give a 5/5 rating.

Mr Dick Johnson[]

A short lived Lawyer / Inspector / Construction code inspector / Food reviewer?! Was seemingly killed for 5 times returning as a new character each time but using the same avatar.

Shafalango[]

"Shafalango the great" (self titled) is a wizard from the land of Everon. He visited The Royal Gator on Jan 3rd 2020 Looking for a stolen ancient artifact in possession by the evil wizard Laranga. It's a small golden gem which he claimed could create evil destruction if it falls into the wrong hands.

He also offered to provide his magical services and claimed to have several magical powers:

Turn ice into water and smoke into fire
Turn straight people gay and gay people straight but it only lasts for a day and or until the person has sexual intercourse.

For reference Shafalango claimed that he turned Gapp gay for a while then straight again. Gapp would eventually confirm the story but failed to mention that a side effect (according to Shafalango) was that his penis got 1 cm smaller as a result. Magic does indeed have it's costs.

He met Kuri who he explained his plight to. However the Nephalem doubted his magical abilities and challenged him into a fight instead. They fought a (not so) epic battle where Kuri eventually gave up, questioning where Roflgators finds strange characters like him.

Rofl Dec 27th 2019 24 Police Lieutenant Jack Milhoff (Johnny Arizona) — Officer Jack Meoff

Officer Jack Meoff[]

A corrupt police officer who wears riot gear.

He arrested Sierra on Dec 27th 2019 but was eventually bribed by Roflgator to let her go, which he did.

Flanderson[]

Flanderson the great white knight of Andorius fits the literal definition of a "white knight" and claims himself to be the protector of all mutes. He is known for his rebellious nature protesting against the despicable and frownful practices of keeping personal mutes, especially the trading or claiming ownership of such. He calls it slavery.

Trivia[]

The "clean your shitwater" comes from memeing about the real Roflgator once getting his basement flooded IRL with sewage water.
Kuri once insulted his costume to which Mr Dakota was offended, explaining his suit was passed down from his father.
He has a "twin brother" (?) who sounds like him named Chodation Nation.
Roflgator describes him as one of the worst RP:ers in the lobby and all of his characters always sounding the same. These criticisms are often turned around on him to apply to himself as well.