Crake

"There was no mitochondria in there, it's a box - not a cell." ― Crake after being released from Jail

Who is Crake?[]

Crake is a social and friendly robot who makes a lot of funny beep-boop like noises when he talks. He is a regular at the Lair of Roflgator and sleeps there occasionally.

He's known for providing medical assistance or healing characters when they're injured.

Crakes hands are equipped with high power torchlight's that come in handy in darker situations. He provided lighting in many scenes during the filming of the movie Mushy Apples.

Personality[]

Crake suffers from poor memory, which has been attributed to storing all information on a floppy drive. He is a poor historian, and is often inconsistent with his recollections. He is averse to bad language (although his profanity filter is known to malfunction and can be cut off completely with the "Blueberry Protocol"), and he is non-violent by nature.

History[]

Backstory[]

Crake is a robot of unknown origin. When asked when he was created, he has made vague references to the "Great War," which some have suggested could mean World War I, placing him at around 100 years old. He has also made references to having spent some time in Russia, stating that he had a live feed to a Russian prison embedded in the arm of his old chassis. He claims this chassis was built in 1996 using plastic and duct tape.

Meeting people[]

Crake was first discovered by Drek and Surefour, who subsequently programmed Crake with the "Blueberry" protocol, which caused him to say horrible things to Drek for his amusement. He disappeared for some time, but was later found by Roflgator (Rob) who promised to give him a job. Crake has stated he had been homeless, living in a dumpster before Rob saved him. He made fast friends with Valco who seems to have a similar personality.

Recently, Crake's chassis was "upgraded" by a scientist (when asked for the name of the scientist, he replied "scientist"). He can now create some sort of bubble and purple light, though he is unsure what they do.

Affiliation to Roflgator[]

Crake momentarily slept on the floor at the Lair of Roflgator, but eventually moved back out into his own private dumpster in an alley.

On Aug 22nd, 2018 following the alien invasion and the death of Ikumi his healing abilities started to occasionally malfunction and not work as well as they used to.

On Feb 26th, 2019 he led the other local robots in Bricktown on a strange mission to retrieve "a metric ton of blood". As they were doing so they started to exhibit strange behaviors together with Crake.

Further information: The Malfunctioning Robots Uprise

On 12th of September 2019 he suddenly proposed to ZMoonRunner during Gapps wedding to MadLuna and they got shotgun married.