Bearly

"What's up brother?" ― Bearly the A-lister

"Hell yeah brother!" ― Bearly the A-lister

Who is Bearly?[]

Chief Beef aka King K. Kona aka Bearly aka the "A-lister" is not just known for his many nicknames and friendly demeanor but his cousins familiar presence in 3 video games.

He used to be a police officer in Bricktown working under Frank Hammer during 2019. Before serving the great city of Bricktown he was a regular at The Golden Gator known to peddle various - previously considered - questionable business ventures. Among them trying to open a hot dog stand and promote his soft drink brand "King K. Cola".

In 2020 he diverted his goals from business and policing into politics and after Aug 19th 2020 was the acting president of Bricktown after AskJoshy left his station for a while.

Please remember that events described in this article are roleplay and acting. Actions done in-character do not reflect on the actual person portraying the character!

History and Lore[]

Rofl Feb 1st 20 Bearly — The *A-lister* spotted at The Golden Gator. Attempting to gather investors for his entrepreneurial ventures in the Soda Pop Industry.

Humble beginnings[]

When Pinkharm was locked in a dungeon on Nov 30th 2018, he assisted her capturers by swallowing the key. She eventually managed to escape anyway thanks to the help of IceDragon who used his powers "to see things that people don't see".

On Jan 30th, 2019 he started a hotdog stand in Bricktown selling wieners for $5 per bun. To some he disclosed his plans to eventually acquire the 8est store as it had seen profits rise to surprising highs.

He accused Meech of trying to rig a pit fight in Roflgators favor and plotting to kill the opposing judge Kasumi, if she didn't vote for Rob.

Making peace with Kasumi he was later hired by CDMan on Feb 3rd, 2019 to assist him with police-work.

King K Cola enterprise and confict[]

Rofl Feb 8th 15 Bearly and Spellboy presentation — Presenting his business venture with Spellboy to Roflgator.

Being the growing entrepreneur that he is he presented his plan to start his own Soft drink company in Bricktown and together with Spellboy managed to convince Roflgator to allow his drinks to be sold at his bar.

He would proceed to sell his product at the competing 8est store as well and managed to grow his business to larger proportions. He attract not only the local gangs, but the larger soft drink companies and eventually the true rulers of Bricktown, the secret society called - The Illuminati. It all culminated into a large scale flat out conflict.

Further information: The Soda Pop Conflict

Rofl June 18th 2019 18 Officer Bearly Cattle Prod — Officer Bearly

Policework and political endeavors[]

On Mar 3rd, 2019 he announced that he is planning to run for mayor of Bricktown.

He and CDMan hired a new officer at the police station on Mar 5th named Jogie Joey. Together with CDMan he attempted to arrest Roflgator but failed. Roflgator stood accused of using unnecessary force after he had lunged at ShoutOut and thrown him out for reading an adult magazine in public in The Golden Gators bathhouse pool area. ShoutOut, being a kid was also arrested when he reported the crime.

His work often being over-sighted or teased by the inhabitants for not actually having much authority, got an upgrade to his arsenal on June 18th. He got a new superior named Frank Hammer to improve the Police Station and a new weapon - a cattle prod stun-gun. The cattle-prod gives off a shock that sends players into jail and prevents them from respawning out of it.

He bought a very scuffed looking robot stand-in (portrayed by Nalim) to act his stead when he's busy on June 23rd.

Video Highlight: Milans Bearly Bot

Rofl June 17th 2020 12 Bearlys King K Cola flavors — New flavors...

Often being confused as the official mascot for The Royal Gator bar the proprietor Roflgator banned him from a while, restricting him to the sewers or outside. This proved a massive failure as every customer in the bar moved down there instead. You cant deny the party animal that he is.

In June 2020 he started heavily promoting his old King K Cola brand once more, bringing in new flavors and joining the competition for the presidential election as a local business owner.

VicePresident Bearly by Nalim VRChat 1920x1080 2020-06-26 01-00-59 — Bearly cheering as he and AskJoshy won the election

On June 23rd he participated in The Golden Gator game night portraying the "Bowser type loser guy" (antagonist) in "The Kidnapped Princess" a stage improv theater play narrated by Roflgator.^[1]

From June 19th to June 26th 2020 he took part in the Gator RP Group election arc as the VP of AskJoshy. Forming the strongest campaign they would go on to win and he became the VP for President Joshy of Bricktown.

Main article: Bricktown Election 2020

Bearly Country[]

Expanding his business ventures beyond his soft-drink endeavors Bearly started advertising his own country album with the aid of Johnny Arizona as his producer and instrumentalist long before even having recorded it. The album was eventually released very rushed on Aug 5th. It had Krispey assist in promotions.

Rofl Aug 19th 2020 5 AskJoshy abandons his post giving Bearly the presidency — Joshy abandons his presidency, handing over the ruling to Bearly

An unlikely ruler[]

Bearly getting invited into Roflgator's Council of Evil on Aug 7th was tasked to steal the presidency from Joshy. Joshy eventually announced his resignation on Aug 19th, handing over the ruling to Bearly. Making the announcement on stage he revealed his true form being a Murloc and that he had Orcs and Humans hunting after him for all his past crimes in Azeroth. Bearly's involvement in Joshys resignation is uncertain but his goal was nonetheless achieved and got accepted into the council.

A new addition named Kaceytron appeared and invited Bearly to have sex with her. He eventually dipped out of the embarrassing attempt. She would later be spotted protesting against the "patriarchy" and as a front-line of the feminist movement opposed the oppression imposed by men such as Bearly. Forming a political opposition a debate was announced with nominees from the next upcoming election where reportedly even ex-president Jor Rilla might participate. Bearly explained that he would be filing a sexual harassment lawsuit against Kaceytron for her trying to take him into Cyrs apartment and "f*ck him".

Rofl Sept 2nd 2020 10 Bearly announces the eviler council — Bearly announces the "Evil-er council"

Making various strange presidential decrees he earned the nickname of "cosplaying as McCree" (from Overwatch)^[2] until he ordered a shutdown of The Golden Gato "due to aids" which got some serious attention. The proprietor Roflgator eventually tore down the sign and kicked him out of the evil council. In protest he announced that he would be forming "The Evil-er" council and proudly presented his Joker-style face paint.

Crump 17th May 2021 67 Bearly — Geodude Bearly

Adopting a Geodude Pokemon look in 2021, he started worshiping Aeriy, aiming to become her #1 simp.

Rofl Nov 13th 4 Bearly (Chief Beef6969) — Scuffed Link

Alternate roleplaying personas[]

Scuffed Link[]

Scuffed Link is a strange one who was seen running around Bricktown on Nov 13th. He apparently attacked someone while wielding a baguette from the local bakery but this is unconfirmed. The character was rumored to have been killed by a roaming monster known as Pyramid Head.

Bayley[]

Bayley is a lady crocodile who got it going hinky dinky with Gapp in The Royal Gator on July 13, 2019 when he was having a dry rut and got the ultimatum to hookup within 10 days or be kicked out of the bar. What happened behind the curtain stays behind the curtain.

Meech June 7th 2020 16 Snazzle Guzzlesprocket (Bearly — Snuzzle Guzzlesprocket

Snuzzle Guzzlesprocket[]

Snuzzle Guzzlesprocket is a goblin who used to run a porno feat porno theater slash bar called "Tug em and chug em". First debuted in RP Island.

He returned as a visitor at The Royal Gator when Meech was hosting it in after his business ventures had failed. Starting over in Bricktown he was looking for new talent to star in new porno movies.

He participated in mute charades with K7Valkyrie as his mute, although she actually speaks occasionally.

Trivia[]

He is known for calling everyone "brother" in conversations.
Being somewhat of a background character in the past he's often teased as "The A-lister", but it could also be a honorific depending on your interpretation.
His avatar is based of King K. Rool from the Donkey Kong franchise.
- Whenever he's confused for King K Rool he explains that it's not him - but his cousin.
He's often teased for apparently not having "nutted" in many years.
- Roflgator and others have since declared that they wish to help him nut in some way.
Out-of-character strangers to the Gator RP group have lied and claimed to be his friend, seemingly in order to try and get into the RP lobbies. This helped spawn a meme of everyone claiming to be "Chief Beefs Friend".
- It should be noted that his friends don't call him "Chief Beef" at all, which is a randomly chosen in-game name. His friends call him Bearly.
On Aug 17th 2020 during Roflgators video contest he launched an advertisement of his T-shirt with the headline "Chief Beef Friend" furthering the meme. It has a sad photograph of his old bed mattress which he got from a trash container and reportedly slept on for several years without ever cleaning until replacing it recently.

Bearly Country with Aughty — Bearly Country Album promotional Cover ft Aughty and Johnny Arizona in the background.

Links[]

Soundcloud: Bearly Country Album

Videos[]

Chief Beef Friend Shirt Infomercial (Roflgator Video Contest)

Twitch Clips[]

Gallery[]

Screenshot gallery[]

Artwork gallery[]

References[]

[1] Highlight: The Kidnapped Princess

[2] ttps://overwatch.gamepedia.com/McCree

[3] ttps://twitter.com/GollyFlower

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